Jamie Talbot

Ridiculous Japanese Gameshows

Written in 2005 and kept as it was, so some of it will have aged.

Three TV programmes doing the rounds here that made me laugh:

  1. How Many Things Can You Eat? – A challenge show where a couple of contestants have to eat a ridiculously high number of the same thing in a week. Bad for the digestive system, but good for ratings. Challenges have included 1000 crackers and water biscuits.
  2. Guess The Underwear – Another gameshow. Not quite sure of the specifics of this one, but two opposing teams have to guess something about a Japanese girl. If they get it right, she strips to her underwear. If she gets it wrong, a curtain goes up and she strips for the other team. Women as objects? Never!
  3. How Perverted Are You? – Yet another gameshow – they do like them here. A B-list celebrity goes into a shop with his mate, and then leaves temporarily on a pretext. Hidden cameras then watch to see how much his mate oggles a planted pretty girl in the shop, with money decreasing for each second. The record was 8 seconds to lose all the money on the gauge, caused by blatant, unabashed open-mouth staring. Women as cheap objects? No; this clearly teaches that if you look, you should pay lots…