Vote Lamb
Written in 2007 and kept as it was, so some of it will have aged.
Australia Day is fast approaching and the issue of patriotism is again coming to the fore. This year, through a series of adverts on TV, everyone is being encouraged to Vote Lamb. The address on the front page has been broadcasting in prime time for the last couple of weeks – I guess they’re trying to chop the vote. What would we eat for England Day, if it existed?